Walking home from school I see a black caterpillar
Me "look it's a caterpillar" - bent over peering at said caterpillar
Orange 1, stops to look, says total deadpan "It's evil" walks on
Me, laugh, "What? What do you mean?"
O1 looks back, again deadpan "It's evil."
Me laughing and run to catch up "Caterpillars are evil?" Still laughing? "Who taught you that?"
Him "No one. I just know. I knows. Some are good some are evil." Tosses our little caterpillar a glance and sort of does a knowing head nod at said caterpillar says "It's evil." pauses "Quickly, lets go! It could be following."
.....maybe the funniest thing ever!